"Anyone in New York City… can have sex any night of the week if they just follow two rules…stay at the bar until 4 in the morning and dramatically lower your standards."

Kurt Braunohler, who after dating his college girlfriend for 13 years decided to do a sort of rumspringa, and discovered a new 4am world in NYC (from this week’s Valentine’s edition of This American Life)

TIL I’ve been doing it wrong.

(Source: adriennes)